Gruesome Tales for Gruesome Boys – read about my new book and BUY IT HERE!

Gruesome Tales for Gruesome Boys

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Gruesome Tales for Gruesome Boys is a collection of hilariously gruesome rhyming stories aimed at boys aged between 5 and 10 years old (although it may be enjoyed by slightly younger and slightly older boys, and girls too!)

 

 

Hello my friend now are you ready, to hear the tale of Earwax Eddie?

 

 

And Gemph Boy, what a smelly lad, who learned that farting’s not so bad!

 

There’s Harry Slater, meek and mild, but underneath a wilful child.

 

 

Oh hold your nose, it’s Foot Cheese Fred! Don’t get too close - you’ll end up dead!

 

 

 

Watch out! A new kid in the class, Big Bully Burt is bold as brass!

 

 

Behold the splendid Pizza Pete - there’s not one topping he won’t eat (or is there?)

 

 

Meat Eater Marvin - what a wild, and positively feral child!

 

 

Read about the little mister, who tried to sell his baby sister!

 

 

Dirty Dexter, worst of all, will make your lovely clean skin crawl!

 

So grab this book, come, don't be shy, they’ll make you laugh (or make you cry)!

 

 

CLICK HERE TO BUY FROM AMAZON

 

If you enjoy the book please remember to leave an honest review on Amazon and / or social media (see links below to connect with me). Your help spreading the word about these gruesome boys would be very much appreciated! Thank you.

Love Fran x

 

 

ABOUT FRAN GRANT

Fran Grant is a writer and children's author. She is also the wife of a very patient husband and the mother of 3 energetic little boys. As a self-confessed bookworm and book hoarder, she is a huge believer in keeping the magic of reading alive for children. After many years in the corporate world, Fran is now fulfilling her lifelong ambition of writing books.

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